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A terror for the day
When I was studying in schol my Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..

Do u know why?

Because, I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!


Simple but true:

One Who sends more 4ward msgs to all.?

Is The 1 who is does not have a girlfrnd.


Ek bakra kisi k haatho katne se pahle kaun sa gaana gayega?

"kar chale ham fida_jaan_o_tan sathiyon
Ab tumhare hawale ye_"MATAN" saathiyon".Sahi hai na

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Girls r special ones created by god
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
if u dont, u r not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl !


Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Mins
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega


Smile to old
means respect

Smile to child
means innocence

Smile to friend
means care

Smile in front of mobile means "chakkar koi or hey";)

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A baby is born in Africa,
what will be the color of his teeth?
,
,

Babies are born witout TEETH.

MORAL-Don't think like a genius.


USA mn doctarz ke aik team ny research ki or akhir is natijey par ponchy k
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MSG karny sy MOUT nhi hoti h. !
to ???????
ab to sms kar do yaar !


O MY FRIENDS ITS TIME TO CRAZY- RAM CHANDRA KAH GAYE SIYA SE EKDIN AISA KALYUG AYEGA sssssshh,,,, VOLUME KAM KAR PAPA JAG JAYEGA,,,, GOOD NIGHT

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