Student -
Active Voice:
"Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain,
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
Chain"
Passive Voice:
"Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
Chain,
Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain" =P
Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" ! :D
Our Life Is Laced With
"LESS" ,
Sample These Lines
Telephone-
Wire LESS
Our Youth-
Job LESS
Our Food-
Fat LESS
Our Leaders-
Shame LESS
Our Govt-
Hope LESS
Our Police-
Clue LESS
Our Policies-
Aim LESS
Our Relations-
Meaning LESS
Our Attitude-
Care LESS
Our Feelings-
Heart LESS
Our Education-
Value LESS
Our Future-
Direction LESS
Our Expectations-
End LESS
A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
D Owner Says D 1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
Price Ten Thousnd
Othr Parrot 15 Thousnd,
A Programr
D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
What Does He Do?
Owner Replies:To B Honest He Does Nothing
But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS! ;->
Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother
Snow White lived with seven men
Pinnochio was a liar
Robin Hood was a thief
Tarzan walked without clothes on
These are the stories our parents raised us with, and then they complain our generation's messed up :-);-):-D
life is like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;-)
STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main baat karta Hon
Urdu Teacher Urdu Main
Arabi Teacher Arabi Main
Tu Aap Maths Main Q baat Nahi karte
Math Teacher: Mujh Se 3, 5 Mat karo
Saari 420c Nikal dunga
Chalo Ab 9 , 2 , 11 Ho Jao
Warna Aisa Maronga k 1 k 2, 2 k 4 Nazar Aaenge
1 bar Ullu ne Laxmiji se kaha apki sab puja karte ha meri koi nahi karta,Laxmiji ne kaha diwali se thik 11 din pahle Ullu ki puja hogi aur use karwachauth kahenge,,,lolz
Happy Karwa Chauth Frndz!
Height of dhoka-
Student to his friend: Yaar dhoka ho gaya.
Friend:Kya hua?
Student: Yaar book ke liye paise mangwaye they, gharwalo ne book hi bhej di