Pyar ki Numayish kiya kro
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro
Kabhi kamjor nahi hogi aapki haddiya
bus roz 2 bhoond Dabur Lal tel se malish kiya kro
During a visit to a mental hospital, a medical student asked the Doctor, "How do u determine whether or not, a patient should be admitted?"
"Well",said the Doctor,"We fill a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon,a teacup & a bucket to the patient n ask him to empty the bathtub."
The student said,"Oh, a normal person wud use the bucket cz its bigger."
"No,"said the Doctor,"A normal person wud pull the drain plug.Now, which bed do u want??"
Small Love Story:
He Proposed
She Smiled!
No Teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!
He Died :-D:-P
Mat Chhino Bachcho Se Mobile, Yeh Akele Rehne Se Bahut Darte Hai
Le Lo Exam Bhi sms Par Hi, Yeh Ek Hi Cheez Hai Jo Mann Lagaakar Karte Hai.
Breaking News--
Rajnikanth Got Shot Today :(
Tomorrow Is The Bullets Funeral !!
;):-D
Wen Do
"Girls Get Selected
&"Boys Fail In Interview?
Wen Both Keep D 1st Button Of Their SHIRT Opened
In Front Of D CEO
C D Diffrnce ;)
A Man Joind
FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied: Wht8 d
Hell , U've No Respect
4 Me ?
Kid Rplied: Dad Chill
It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"
Smoking Efects Lungs
Drinking Efects Liver
Grls Efect Heart
Bt D Most Dangerx One Is:
STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =P
Avoid It ;->
TRAGEDIES OF
GIRLS LIFE
1- Good Boys r Not
Good Looking =P
2- Good Looking Boys
r Not Good Boys =D
3- Good Looking n Good
Boys r Not Single =S
4- Good Looking, Good
n Single Boys Have
Hitler Mothers