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Aftr Brekup Boy said,,,
Dil me 1 jajbat h dabau kaise
Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise
Tanha chhod gyi ho muze jabse
Ma kasam itna khush hu k batau kaise?


I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.


What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.

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Tragedies of boys Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gud looking
2.Gud looking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gud looking & gud girls r not single
4.Gud looking,gud girls,& sngl girls hv strng brothers.


HaPPy DIWALI

Soch rhe ho aaj kyo ?

Ab tum "DON" Ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.
Don jab chahte hai tab wish karte hai

Lo Happy HOLI !
Kya kar loge


Der r 3 kinds of studnts in d world.
Sum make wonders happen,
Sum c wonders happen,
And
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Others wonder wat happened:.
STUDNTS JINDABAD.

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Khuda ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi to Bhojan banaya,
Pyyas dekhi to Paani banaya,
Nind dekhi to Bistar banaya,
aur Bina Dost ke Dekha to Mujhe Fasaya.


Boys can never b satisfied with 3 things in life,
Mobile
Bike
&
Girlfrnd

bcoz
There is always a better model
available in future


What is the true Friendship?
Ans- It is when your best Friend runs away with your wife &
u r Really Worried
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For ur friend.

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