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Q-Ye pyar kaise hota hai

Ans- jb tym kharab ho,shani ki dasha kharab ho,apka mangal bhaari ho,aur bhagwan maje lene k mood me ho,tb pyar ho jata hai


A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghussey ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho


smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo ;->


Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race

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Dont even try to guess wht happnd
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Rajnikant won the race on Neutral gear!


A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.


Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment,,, warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50


Q: Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?

Intresting Jawab: Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The,Mai Nai.

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