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The best relation ever is between two eyes
"They blink together"
"Move together"
"Cry together"
"See together"
&
"Sleep together"
STILL
"they never see each other directly"
BUT
"When they see a girl"
One will blink and Other will not!
"Moral of the story"
A girl can break any kind of relationship.


Har papa ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko 1 beautiful, intelligent, smart aur sanskari ladka mile. Ab aap hi batao ki akela mein kis-kis ke papa ka sapna pura karu


Value people who touched ur life
Coz u never knw wen dey'll b out of ur lyf 2never cum back
So always takecare of me warna kahoge

'Behti hawa sa tha wo'

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Ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain, problem hai ki bas voh read only hain.
Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain, woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain


Shadi Nahi Aasan
Bus Itna Samajh Likye,
K
Finail Ki Goli Hai
Or Choos K Khana Hai.


Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL

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Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : "Message sending fail" likh ke
bhej de !!!


kya aap pareshan hai?
dukhi Rehte Hai?
Nind Nhi aati?
kisi kaam me DIL Nhi Lagta?

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samjo lo ki
Vitamin
"she" ki kami hai


Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

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