When I dont do it on time
"I am lazy"
but when my boss doesnt do it on time
"He is busy"
"POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERENCE
All the girls who die for a zero Figure bt remember 'Real Men go for Curves,,,,Only dogs go for Bones'
NJOY
As a kid, RAJNIKANTH maintained a diary of day to day activities,,
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Today dat diary is called GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.
Never say I failed 1000 times,
Say That i discoverd 1000 ways that cAn cause failure- THOMAS EDISON
Moral- fail ho Jana, par Galti mat Manna!
Teacher-wat is half of 8?
Rajnikant-4,,,
Santa:agar horizntaly aadha karo to '0',Aur verticaly kato toh '3' ,,,
for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks
ONCE RAJNIKANTH WAS ON HOT SEAT OF KBC,,,,,,,AND COMPUTER NEEDED LIFELINE TO ASK A QUESTION.
Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab K Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Advantage of truth is Dat u dont have 2 remember what u said
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But lying increases ur memory power Think differently :)