Bank Robber Bank me Sher farmata hai.
Arz hai Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
wah Wah
Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai
What's the difference b/w
"Girl & A Pack Of Cigarettes?"
Both Of them can make you
"SICK"
But at least The Cigarettes come with a
Warning
If you spell "Rajanikant"
wrong on Google It doesn't say,
"Did you mean Rajinikanth?"
It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Mind It! ;)
1 waqt tha ki,
duniya k sare nikamme
or nalayak log apne kaam kaj chood k mere sms padhte thae
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Mashallah!!! Aaj bhi ye silsila jari hai
Ye na socho tumhe bhool gaye hum,
yaad tumhe din raat krte hai.
Jb bi tumhari yaad aati hai,
"jal tu jalal tu ayi bla ko taal tu"
ka jaap krte hai
Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil he sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachcha!
Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai..?
Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj ko theek kar k aata hu!
Ye chand tare ab Acche Nahi Lagte,
Ye Roz-2 K Bahane Acche Nahi Lagte,
Khuda kare 2O17 me Bane jodi Aapki , Kyuki Ab Aap Kunware Acche Nahi Lagte,,