Train chali
bheed badhi.
itne me break lage,
1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.
Ladki boli- janwar ho kya.
Ladka- Jaan to tum ho,
Hum to war hai !!
Munni vol 2:
Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye,
Munni ke daant chamkile, gaal hai peele,
seeng nukile re.
Wo jungli saand hui darling tere liye.
Boy: You Are Sunshine Of My Life, Without You Life Is Cloudy, You Are In My Heart Like Rainy Water For Barren Land
Girl: Janu! Is It a Weather Report by you ?
Happy Winter.
Catchline on the WALL of A College Canteen Hall -
This Food Must Be Good. Ten Thousand FLIES
Cant Be Wrong!
When Rajnikanth was a student
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You can guess this
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Teacher used to bunk the classes :-)
Devil:
Send
Sam To America,
Tom To Britain,
Pat To France,
Ching To Japan
Assistant:
Whom for India?
Devil:
None,I am satisfied with CONGRESS!
Shadi Main Ladki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?
Any Guess?
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OK
I'll Tell You
"MAAL" Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
If You Need Original Tiger's Nail For Your "Chain Locket" Contact Me immediately
Bcoz,
I'm Cutting My Nails 2morrow. Hurry!
Booking Closes Today. ;)
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.