Always Remember,Money is not Evrything in Life,
But
Make Sure u Earn Sufficient before Thinking Such Nonsense
MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr
positive thinking is a bit like this:
a little bird in the sky u look up
it shits in ur eyes,
u dont mind,
u dont cry,
u just thank God that,
cows dont fly!
Early to bed, Early to rise
it makes ur girlfrend escape with
other guys
Gudmrng
A hospital needs ur help immediately. Chloroform khatam ho gaya,so Plz send ur hanky as soon as pos.Dont send ur socks,warna murder case ho jayega!
Dil me Tum
Dharhkan me Tum
Aankhon me Tum
Saanson me Tum
Jahan b dekhu
Bus Tum hi Tum
Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen
germs har jaga hote hain
Wo Hume Bewafa Kehte H To Kehte Rahe
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Wo Hume Bewafa Kehte H To Kehte Rahe
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Mummy Kehti H.,
"Jo Kehta H,Wo KhudHi Hote H"
A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.
~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy