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Life without girls
All theaters are silent
The police is at rest.
Mobile companies in loss.
Gift shops in loss.
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&
.
All boys?
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.
"UNIVERSITY TOPPERS";)


toofaan me ek macchar udte hue ek nariyal ped pe chappak gaya
jab toofaan tham gaya toh macchar pasina poch kr kahta hai
"ufff aaj main nahi rahta toh is ped ka kya hota?"


"Wish Of A Girl These Days"

I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A White Horse

I Wud Rather Like A Vampire Coming In A Bmw!

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Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?

A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :->


God made woman beautiful and foolish beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him


mashooq ka budhapa lazzat dikha raha hai ,,,.mashooq ka budhapa lazzat dikha raha hai,,,,, Angoor ka maza ab,,,, kishmish main aa raha hai !!!

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I asked my heart "Why cant I sleep at night?"
It replied "Bcoz you slept in afternoon, don't act like you are in love all the time" ,,,You Cheesy loser


Love vs Exam

LOVE: Lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express.

EXAMS: Lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind.


Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak lajij khane aur 5 star facility me ji sakta tha agar,,,



Agar woh KASAB k sath mumbai aa gaya hota

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