Pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah thehri hai Uski ankhin sagar se b zyada gehri hai
Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte Tab pata chala dono kan se behri hai
CID Ki Safalta Ka Raaz
CID CRIME SCENE -
LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha!
DAYA: Kya?! Rahul tumhara bhai tha?!
LADY: Haan, Rahul mere bhai tha!
ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha?
LADY: Haan sir, wo mera bhai tha!
ABHIJEET: My God! Iska matlab, tum Rahul ki behen ho??
I told my papa dat i want blackberry or an apple
He replied- aam ka season hai aam khao :p :(
"LOFER" or "OFFER" main kiya farq hai ?
Agar koi larka kisi larki ko propose kary to Lofer
agar koi larki kisi larkay ko propose kary to Offer.
SHORT STORY
boy Purpose to A Girl
Boy- I love U
Girl- sandal Marungi
Boy- fir mukka b khayegi :P
Hahahahaha THE END :D
Kisi ny pucha "what is love?" Hum thehray MBA k student
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Samjha diya
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Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each others personal, physical, financial & mental state with a emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership !!
Reason Explained By A Girl After Breakup:
"Agar Wo Jaan Bhi Maang Leta Tou Hans k De Deti
Lekin
Kameene Ne FACEBOOK Ka Password Maang Lia"
Dear Birds,
What The Hell Are You So Happy About At Four In The Morning ?
Sincerely, Shut Up, M Trying To Sleep :D :D
If You Look At The Sky Tonight And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK :D