Cutest
Leave Aplication:
O Mastr ji
Wen I cum
Rain chhum chhum
Leg My fisla
I Gira Dham
Niche my bag& upar ws Hum
So Ystrdy
I Not Cum!
The Teacher puts 2x + 5x2/-8=21a on the board and tells me.
" Solve the Problem "
I get up, and erase the board
" Problem Solved :-pp "
Oh My God em so Intellgent :-pp
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
wrna mohbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane me sab kehdia Mehreen se,
kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
ab umeed hy sirf Noreen se,
lekin bat banegi Farheen se,
ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
nahi to shayad Nosheen se,
warna setting to hy or bhi
"2-3"se. :-)'
if corn oil is made up of corn , vegetable oil is made up of vegetables
then what is baby oil made up of ? LOL
Do u remembr ur cute bachpan wen u went 2 toy shop n askd shopkeeper "antal antal ye monkey titne ta hai?"
Shopkeeper replyd "Beta ye monkey nahi mirror hai. :D
Yeh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raas na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe !
Humble Request
Dear Google
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Can You Just Let me write my sentence before you start guessing it :P
Height Of Happiness-
Boy Got Job In Girls Hostel
After 2 Months
Owner Asked- Why Don't U Come 2 Take Ur Salary
Boy- Wah, Salary as well
ek pathan or sardar fight ker rhe the sardar pathan ko bola mei tere shirt phar
doonga pathan sardar ko bola itna serious mamle mei romantic bat kuyn kar rhe ho