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A boy said to girl " i love u"
but the girl replied : sorry, i love someone else
boy in sad mood looked at the girl n said
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bataun teri maa ko??:p:D


sabse jyada nasha kisme hai ??
Daru me
no
bhang me.
No
pyar me
no
paise me
no
sabse jyada nasha kitab me hai.
Kholte he sali neend aa jati hai.


BIMAARI in Bollywood style :-
1. Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale : FEVER
2. Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK
3. Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai : CONSTIPATION
4. Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY
5. Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT
6.Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna : ALZEIMERS
7. Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO :D :P

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Aanso Ponchne wala har koi Mill jaye ga.

Lakin.
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Naak Ponchne wala Koi Nahi Mille ga.

So Rumal Apne Sath Rakho ,,,ha ha ha h


Universal truth we learn!
"sun rises in the east"

Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"

Moral:- "Education spoils our commonsense"
:D


Hum whisky nahi pite
hum rum nahi pite
hum jaam k naam par gum nahi pite
agar mil jaye doston ki mefil khuda ki kasam
fir hum kisi se kam nahi peete.

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Girl: I love you
Boy: Main bhi tumse
i love u kahu, to kya karogi
Girl: Khushi se mar jaaungi.
Boy: Ja pagli nahi kehta

JEE LE apni zindgi :D :D


Newton's 5th law. Performance of boys decreases when number of girls in exam hall increases.;D :D


What Is Education?

Education Is A Process Of Wasting Half Of Our Life To Learn How To Waste Remaining Half Of Our Life.:-)

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