Dharminder to modern basanti - Basanti in kutto ke saamne mat naachna
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Basanti - Excuse mee, Who the hell are u 2 order me like this???
You stupid guy using abusive language, In the rusty chain,keep ur mouth shut...
Hey!!!!!! Gabbar ...play the music man....... :P :-P :-D
They say milk gives u strength
drink 3 glasses and try to move a wall...
u cant...
but take 3 shots of vodka
and d wall moves on its own ;-) :-D
Dedicated to All girls-
ladko ko apna dil na dena..
Dil ke jzbat ye kya janenge..
Low waist jeans to sambhlti nhi..
Hmara DIL kya "GHANTA" smbhalnge??? :-P :-D ;-)
SECRETS OF SUCCESS
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1. Kabhi top na karo
warna log tum se jalne lage gay.
2. Hamesha late class mein jao
iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
aur time zaya karna paap hai.
4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.
Jab mene beer pehli bar pi, main apni Nazro me gir gya aur maine beer chodne ka faisla kr liya..
par fir jab mene un tamam beer factory k majdur, unke biwi-bacho k bare me socha to meri aakh bhar ayi aur us pal faisla kia ki abse
I will drink regularly.
Apne liye to sb jite h
hm to gareebo k liye pite h:-)
1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha,
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.
1 Admi toillet me betha thaa achanak se usay se sath wale toillet se awaaz aai
Kya hal hai ??
Admi ghabra kr bola - Theek hunn
Phirr awaaz aai
Kya kar rahy hoo ?? :DD
Admi - zaroori kaam se betha honn :p
Phr awaaz aai
Main ajaOn??
Admi or ghabra k bola - Nahi nahii main akela hi theek hon :O
Phirr awaaz aai
Acha yaar main tumhain baad main call krta honn,,, koi pagal ka bachaa sath wale toillet se mere har baat ka jawaab dee raha hai :D :D ;p
College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time
" Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ?? "
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" Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de''!! :P :D