Height of bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP".
Boy: Mujhe 1 Bottle Blood Dedo.
Nurse: Blood Group Bolo.
Boy: Koi Bhi Chalega.
Nurse: Kaise Chalega?
Boy: Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai Saali Emo ha :-D :-D :-P
Why in every love story sister supports brother
but brother doesnt support sister..?
bcoz sister knows what love is..
and brother knows what boys are...!!! :-D
Ra.one released :but read this before watching it -
1: Govt has declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions...!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
3: Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release
4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...!
7: Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.
8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN
Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palko per . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Woh Bheeg k Kahti Hein k Hum Se Ab Kisi or Ki Shadi Ka Card Parha Nahi Jata
:P :D
Paper mein fail honay pay Dad ny sirf itna kaha
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'Bigg Boss chahtay hain k ap ghar sy nikal jayen' ;-> :/
Roses r lal, skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red, skies r blue, I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi
ATM Hai paise Nahi
Cell Hai balance Nahi
EXAM hai tension Nahi
Padna hai, lekin saala mood nahi.
A SWEET STORY :-
Girl's Version:
First Day : I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench :/
Second Day : Saw the same idiot getting punished :p
Third Day : He was fighting with
a Boy... hunhhh... idiot !!
Fourth Day : I couldn't find him...Where is he ??
Boy's Version:
First day : When I opened my eyes... I saw her... her smile :)
Second day : I got punished so that I could see her all the while :D
Third Day : A boy said something about liking her :@
Fourth Day : I was sitting on the last bench... 'n she turned to
find me... 'n We smiled :)