We r Often Punished
-pr apni harkaton se baaz nahi aate :-P
We r Often Insulted
-pr majal hai jo hansi ruk jaye ;-)
We r Most Talkative
... -Magar kaam ki baat ek bi nahi hoti :->
We r Grown Uppz
fir bi kaam wohi bachon wale :-D
r rule is to "break the rules" ;-)
r style is to "enjoy every moment":-)
Unknown call..
He: do u have a bf?
She: yes, who are u?
He: I'm your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!:):D :D
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Another unknown call
He : do u have a bf ?
She : no no I don't
He : what ? :O I'm ur bf , u just broke my heart
She : no no no darling I'm sorry I though u r my brother
He : :D right ! I'm ur brother Just wait till I come home , I'll show u later
Achha hua sanam ki tum bewafa nikle...
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Kyoki wafadar to kutte hote h...@ :D
Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy
Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy
Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost
Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy..
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :
After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :
"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"
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The smart Father-in-law Replied : 1 year Warranty expired !
Company is not responsible!
shadi ki pehli raat .... "Dulha" Confuse hougya k mein Dulhan se kia baat karon ? Sochne k bad us ne poocha . . . . . .. . Ji aj app hamare ghar hi rukeingi ? :-)
The pain of loosing a Loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when
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Biscuit falls into Tea due to over dipping :D :D
Who said car names don't have meanings ? ? ?
Read through...
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA: Hung Over, Now Driving Away
KIA : Kills In Accident
And the last.
BMW: Brings Me Women...?? =D
LOL =D
Apni grlfrnd k samne dusri larkion ko kaisy dekhen ?
First Drink , then Think
Boy: tum ne Us Larki Ko Dekha,,, Wo Kapre UsKo Bilkul Suit Nhi Krty
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Girl: saaly kaminy... Tu to chata hai k larkian kapry hi na pehnen,,,,
Moral: Larki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pi li Thi
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