Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Students attitude -

Samandar se bolo apne lehrain smbhal k rakhy
.
.
.
.
kyu k zindagi mai toufan lany k liye hamry results he kafi hain :->


Worst reply to a proposal

Boy - I love you..
.
.
Girl - Hmmmm..aur bata..wats up ?! :-D


University passed student speech:

I would like to thanks,The internet, Google, wikipedia, Microsoft word, and special

thanks to Copy Paste.;-):-P

Advertisement

Ishq karna ha to phir dard b sehna sikho ,
Warna esa karo , oqaaat main rehna sikhoo


2020 Me Is Tarah Hoga:

Larki Larke Ko Dekh Kar Kahegi,
ye Dekh Yaar
Kya Mast maal hai,

2nd Girl;"Chal Iska Number Leti Hun,

Girls;"0ye Murghay Tera Number Kya Hai?

Larka Sharmate Howe Kahega ;-)
Aap K Ghar Mein BAAP, BHAI Nahi Hain KYA??

Larki; "Baap Bhai Hain, Par Tu Nhi Hai Chiknay. ;-)


ROMANTIC LINES OF A LITTLE KID

main tmen bhulne ki boht toshish kalta hun pal kya kalun mama roz

BADAM khila deti hai or tumali yad filse aa jati hai:)

Advertisement

1 larki Darzi ki dukan par gai
or pucha.
Jee yahan galay milte hain ?
Darzi khara ho kar bola.
Wesay to nahi milte agar ap kehti hain to mil laity hn,,,:P :D


A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY..

Girlfriend Slaps & Say:
.
.
.
.
.
102 bukhar Hy Muje Or Tumhy Kaminapan Soojh Raha Hay.. :P:D


Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne,
Chhat se Dhakka de k hath chorr diya usne!

... Pehle hansta tha main ab bus muskurata hon,
Mar k Mukka aage ka daant tor diya usne!

Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya santra(orange) us bewafa k liye,
Santra kha k chilka ankhon main nichorr diya usne!

Bewafai ki had hi kar di aaj us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaye to Mujpe kutta chorr diya usne .. :-D :-D

Advertisement
FB Page