Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango or wo tum ko na mile to
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samjh jao ki tumhe khuda se koi or maang chuka h
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Isse kya h na bezzati kam feel hoti h..:-P
Agr mobile INDIA me bante to usme templates kuch aise hote -
1. Kuttey call kar jaldi.
2. Cigerret lete hua aana.
3. Teri bhabhi k sath hu.
4. Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de
5. Kaha hai bey?
6. Kal clg ya bunk?
7. Dimag mat kha.
8. Ghumne chal raha hai kya?
9. Balance nahi hai :D
Saand -"Aye kya bolti tu ?"
Gaaye -"kya main bolu ?
Saand -"sun''
Gaaye -"suna"
Saand -"aati kya goshala ?"
Gaaye -"kya karu aake main goshala ?"
Saand -"mundi hilayenge,
ghas chabayenge,Goba r failayenge aur kya". ((O_O))
Pappu thought LOL meant.?? Lots of Love.!! So....,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND -
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You are the only girl in my life..LOL..
12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring - Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat le kar aaya- OVER CONFIDENCE!
Roz rotay huay kehti hay jawani mujh ko
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Ek Degree ki khatir mjhay brbad na kr...:-(
Dedicated 2 all students.
A Baggar Found Rs. 100
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..
Bill Rs. 3000
He was unable to pay..!!
Manager Handed Him To Police..!!
He Gave 100rs To Police & Free..!!
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGMENT Without MBA..!! ;) x) :-P :D
Arz hai-
Chahte hain hum aap
logo se Aisi dosti ka
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Jaise
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5 rupye ka Vim Baar,
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Gale kam aur chale jyada... :-)
Sara din rotay rahen koi nahi puchta :(
Lekin jab
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koi msg perhtay waqt hans rahe ho tou usi time sab puchne lag jate hain
KIS KA MSG HAI
hmmmm'mmmmm''mmmmmmm kon hy ? :P :D