My Luv & My Best Frnd In Sinking
Boat
But I Can Save 0nly 1?
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fir mere dimag me khayal aya.
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sale dono 1 hi boat me akele kr kya
rahe the
dubnay do kamino ko :P :D
GF: Pee ke Car mat chalana, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
BF: Thanx Baby, You are So Caring :-)
Friend: Pee ke Car mat chala, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
Boy: Baap ko Mat Sikhaaaa !
Technological Mistake;
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Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
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This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door,
says;
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"papa keh rahy hen, tum isay kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.. pr is besharm sy kaho INTERCOM k button say hath utha ly.Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai
1970
ka dulha jehaiz main radio manga karta tha
1980
cycle
1990
bike
2000
car
2019
bagair Boy Friend wali ladki mil jaye baaki main khud kama loonga :P
Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha - "Ek sawal ka jawab do..
Patna kahan hai ?''
Ladki- ''Bihar mein.''
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Boys~ ''yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai.!'' ;) :P
height of kaminapan
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Boy: Dude, why did u propose that girl
when u know she already has a Bf ?
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Awesome Reply:
khaali chair pe tho koi b baith saktha hai,
dum hai tho kisi ko utha ke bahtho
Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai,
aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.
ladka ladki akele socho
kya hota hai
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socho
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socho
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Nhi pata
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ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar k bhaag jata hai.. :D :D
A litlte boy says to girl "I LOVE U "
but she says she likes someone else !
The little boy looks down in sad mood and after few seconds looks up at her with eyes filled with tears and emotes all his feeelings by saying just simple beautifull word ever !
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KUTTTTTTTTTTTiiiiii :D :D
Shayari For Boys;)
Tao Arz KiYa Hai,
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,
Wah wah
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
Are Wah wah!
Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!