Jailer- Suna hai tum Shayar ho..Kuch sunaao yaar
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Qaidi- "Gum-e-Ulfat me
jo zindgi kati Hamari.
Jis Din zamaanat hui
zindgi khatam Tumhari."
When I text someone and they don't text me
back,
I automatically assume that they fainted from over-excitement :-D B-)
After Accident:
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American: Its Fine Man...
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British: I am So Sorry...
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Australia: No Worries Dude...
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Germany: Are You O?ay?
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Hum Log: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai
akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya
bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun... :D :D
Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal :-)
Is Tarha Se Sataane Ki Zarurat KyaThi
Kameeni !! Dil Ko Jalaane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Jo Nhi Tha Ishq Toh Keh Diya Hota,
Apni Aukaat Dikhane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Maaloom Tha Agr Ye Khawab Toot Jayein ge,
Manhoos Phir Neend Mein Aane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi..
Ishq Pr Lagti Rahegi Hr Daur Me Pabandi
Ek Aashiq Ki Watt Lagwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi.
Maan Lo Agr Ye ek tarfa Mohabbat Thi Tou
Phr Bhootni ! Mujhe Dekh Kr Muskraane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
This message is sent by Rajnikant
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In the interest of humanity
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"Guys plz stop making jokes on me
Otherwise
I will delete the
INTERNET"
PYAR ki application.. :p :D
To,
The janeman
... I love you jaan
Subject- Love is Life.
Dear Janu,
I beg to say that, I am a student of ur heart.
My Dil is very ill.
It is dhadking (Beating) many time in a minute.
So, Kindly give me a kiss.
Thanks,
YOUR'S LOVER ,
Name :: Pyar Ka Mara.
Class :: Dil Hai Tumhara
Roll no. 143
Grlfrnd ko apni palko par bitha lo.
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo.
Pyar karo uski saheli
Ke samne itna ki.
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JAANU mujhe bhi
Pata lo.: ;)
What Is TENSION
1 Ladki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Maangi Aur Raste me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gayi
Ap Usse Hsptl Le gaye
Dr. Bola- Mubarak ho ap Baap Banne Walle ho
Lo Ji Ho Gayi Tension :p
Apne Bola Me Iska Baap nhi Hu
Fir Ladki Boli yahi Iska Baap hai :o
MORE Tension
Fir apka medical Chk up hua
Report Aayi
ki ap to kabi baap hi nahi ban sakte :O
Apko More TENSION
apne ThaNk God Kaha Aur Waha Se Nikal Liye
Fir Socha Ghr Pe jo 2 bacche hai Wo Kiske hai O.o
This Is Real TENSION :P :D hehehehe
Height Of Shock :
A Boy After Spending dinner Time With His Girlfriend, Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag..!!
He Asked : Is He Your Ex Boyfriend.. ??
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Girlfriend Kissed Him & Said :"No Dear, That's Me Before Surgery..!!"