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Ager 1 larki
Sleeveless Top pahen ker
kisi bare k pao chue
to us k kia nazar aye ge ??????
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O Dirty Mind
Us k Sanskar nazar aye ge :D


Maa Kaun Hai?
Ye Maa Hi Hai Jo Apne Bachcho KoSubah Uthati Aur Kehti Hai Ki
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Uth Jaao kanjaro...
11 Baj Rahe Hai.....
Kutto Ki Tarah Pade Rhte Ho,
Tumare Baap Ne 4-5 Naukar Nahi Rakhe Jo Tume Nashta Bana Kar Denge.
Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi Hai Kamino Ne,
puri raat phn pe jis se laga rehtah,usi se nashta liyo ja kar.:D
Moral : Har 'Maa' Wale Msg Par Emotional Mat Hua Karo


Laloo sent his Resume 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates

Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."

Every1 was delighted. He continued"Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya

You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho

our requirement -humko to zarurat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin

No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai

shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi

Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad

Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

:D :P

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But before i could explain this to TRAFFIC POLICE kamine ne"chaalan" kat diya ..... :(


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Bcoz It's The First And Only Chinese Product Which Lasted For So Long... :P


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Height of Bad Luck :-

Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udaas Baitha Tha
Dost Aaya Pepsi Ka Glass Pi Gaya
aur Bola Yaar kyu Udaas Hai ?
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Aadmi Bola Yaar Aaj ka To Din hi Bura hai
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Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya,

Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi
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0ffice Late Puhncha To Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya ..
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Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha Wo Glass Bhi tu Pee Gaya :!!!:( :P

Ab bolo ...

Har ek friend jaruri hota hai :D


Killer Shayari--->>>
Zindagi ne kiye hain bohot sitam.....
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wah wah

Zindagi ne kiye hain bohot sitam
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teri kasam
shayari khatam
vande mataram!
intel core 13 processor pum
Pum pumpum pum !!!!:-P:-D


Aftr break up

Boy 2 girl - o meri jaan,

o meri jaan
mere ko majnu bana kar

Kaha chal di,kaha chaldi,

pyar ki pungi baja ke?
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Girl - Chodd chaad ke apne Salim ki gali

anarkali disco chali.:-P

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