Ager 1 larki
Sleeveless Top pahen ker
kisi bare k pao chue
to us k kia nazar aye ge ??????
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O Dirty Mind
Us k Sanskar nazar aye ge :D
Maa Kaun Hai?
Ye Maa Hi Hai Jo Apne Bachcho KoSubah Uthati Aur Kehti Hai Ki
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Uth Jaao kanjaro...
11 Baj Rahe Hai.....
Kutto Ki Tarah Pade Rhte Ho,
Tumare Baap Ne 4-5 Naukar Nahi Rakhe Jo Tume Nashta Bana Kar Denge.
Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi Hai Kamino Ne,
puri raat phn pe jis se laga rehtah,usi se nashta liyo ja kar.:D
Moral : Har 'Maa' Wale Msg Par Emotional Mat Hua Karo
Laloo sent his Resume 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates
Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued"Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."
Dear Mr. Laloo -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement -humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva
:D :P
Everyone goes with the flow
but the one who goes opposite to the flow becomes someone remarkable in life
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But before i could explain this to TRAFFIC POLICE kamine ne"chaalan" kat diya ..... :(
Why Does The Great Wall Of China Come In The 7 Wonders Of The World??
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Bcoz It's The First And Only Chinese Product Which Lasted For So Long... :P
3 Best Ads...
RTO: "Donate blood, but not on Road!"
Forest Deptt: "Shoot birds with camera, not with gun!"
Latest: "Fly with KINGFISHER! Not in PLANE, but with BEER!!"....
Height of Bad Luck :-
Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udaas Baitha Tha
Dost Aaya Pepsi Ka Glass Pi Gaya
aur Bola Yaar kyu Udaas Hai ?
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Aadmi Bola Yaar Aaj ka To Din hi Bura hai
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Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi
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0ffice Late Puhncha To Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya ..
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Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha Wo Glass Bhi tu Pee Gaya :!!!:( :P
Ab bolo ...
Har ek friend jaruri hota hai :D
Killer Shayari--->>>
Zindagi ne kiye hain bohot sitam.....
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wah wah
Zindagi ne kiye hain bohot sitam
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teri kasam
shayari khatam
vande mataram!
intel core 13 processor pum
Pum pumpum pum !!!!:-P:-D
Aftr break up
Boy 2 girl - o meri jaan,
o meri jaan
mere ko majnu bana kar
Kaha chal di,kaha chaldi,
pyar ki pungi baja ke?
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Girl - Chodd chaad ke apne Salim ki gali
anarkali disco chali.:-P