Wedding speech from girl to her in laws:
"My dear new family, I thank u for welcoming me in my new house, Firstly I
must tell u dat my presence here should not change ur life routines,
Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it, Those cooking
must keep cooking, Those cleaning must keep cleaning, I'll not disturb anybody's routine,
So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to
eat BUN, have FUN & entertain your SON" :P:D
Various Celebrity Passwords
Abhishek Bachchan - Paa sWord
Amitabh Bachchan - rekha
Shahrukh Khan - ppppassword
Madhuri Dixit - 12345678910111213
Shahid Kapur - Paffword
Emraan Hashmi - Muaaaaah
Nana Patekar - Kaekopoocha
Gabbar Singh - Aakthoo!!
'Mohabbat k raste mei har waqt dard mile ga
meine socha hai...
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issi raste par..
Medical store khol lo buht chale ga..
I am Inteligent ;-)
Beta Ramesh n Suresh pita ji ki patloon choti
ho
gayee ho tou ghar wapas aa jao.
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Pita ji yaha nangey
baithe hain....
Style of breaking up:
Boy bought a gift for His new Girl friend-
GirlFriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
Teacher ka rutba Maa say bara
kyun Hota hai???
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Kyun k Maa apni lorri say ek
bachey ko sulaati hai
Or
Teacher apney lecture say puri
class ko:D
Her baat pe serious ho kar na
socha kro:P
GIRLS KI 5 CATRGORIES (BOYS VERSION) :-
1- teri bhabhi
2- meri bhabhi
3- teri wali
4- meri wali
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5- jo na pate wo "kameeni saali" :-P:P
Mazak ki b ek Had hoti hai,
YAAR
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Main Ladki k saath date par tha
or mera dost ne uske saamne aakar bola
" Kal wali Zyada achi thi yar "
GLOBAL WARMING :-P
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Earth is getting Hotter n Hotter Each Day
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Is She Trying To impress Jupiter or What?? ;-) :-D