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Rok tou loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se...

But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liye..

Gues poet's name

"Me"

Aaaff course ;-)


Once upon a time, Every man wanted his wife to look like"Aishwarya Rai " !!!

Now, Aishwarya has started looking like every man's wife :P :P:D


Masoom Dhamki:
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... 1 chor chori kar ke ghar se ja raha tha ki bache ki aankhh khul gayi
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bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga :P

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1day I asked my Heart.
What is love ?
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Heart Replied:
Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch..


Best quote by a smart boy :)
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"I dont need a galfrnd.
My Studies irritates me enough everyday.!" :P


Qudrat Ne Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di.. Hirni Si Aankhein.. Resham Se Baal...
Gulab K Pankhuriyon Se Hont.. Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya...!!!
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Phir Zuban Di : Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya ! :P :P :P

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Aap Ki Tarif Me
4 LiNe Pesh Kar Rahi Hu

_Ummeed Hai
Ap Ko Pasand Aayegi..



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Gin Lo Puri 4 LINE Hai.. :D :D


My prayer for You: May God break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you secretly, so that you know your enemies by their smiles...!!! :D ;)'


Girls pc folder:
C\desktop\songs\romantic songs

Boy's pc folder
C\windows\system32\drivers\studymaterial\important files\educational stuff\data structure an alogrithims\SUNNY LEONE.avi

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