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Height of T V adds:

Larki cheekh rahi hai aur villan pagalon ki Tarha us k dress k button kholne ki koshish kar raha hai but dress k button khul nhi rahe..
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Background Voice:
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Apki maa behn ki izat ky rakhwaly Gopal Button waly..:P :D


Father-Tune kbhi koi aisa kaam kiya h jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta-Papa 1 baar mene aap ke


sar k niche TAKIYA lgaya tha. :D


Strange but true..
Duniya mein har insaan ka alag naam hai.. magar bheed mein jab hum aawaz lagate hai.
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"ABE O KUTTE"

kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kar zaroor dekhte hai....:P

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Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur nirala mizaj hai
Faraz,
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Ladki K Liye

"KFC ka ZINGER"

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Doston k Liye

"Middle Finger"! :-P


The smoothy jasmine hide alond nd came drunk
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Samjhey nai ?
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Chikni chameli chup k akeli paua chara k ai :Dd ;p


Nafrat na krna kbhi humse...
HUM seh nhi paenge...
Bus 1 baar keh dena k jarurat nahi hai Apki...
Kasam KHUDA ki

aApko pitne GHAR tak chale ayenge;-

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Zindagi me agar
kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to

Dil ki suno

Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to

Anhken band kr k

socho

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"Ya-ALLAH kahin me PATHAN to nahi?"
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Hahaha...


Letter to principal
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Haye saale!,

yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai.
Kamino,students ki jaan nikal jati hai.
Upar se kutte checking to aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho...
Aisa syllabus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan toh haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai
tera baap bhi is paper mei pass nai hoga,tu khud is paper mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...

Yours sincerely,
(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga :)


Dabang2 dialogue out :D

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Gaadi chalane se darr nahi lagta sahab...
Petrol bharane se lagta hai ! :D :D

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