Ek din ek ladka apne dost
se bola:
University se mera result
check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere
saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me
fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se
salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to
kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k
taraf se salam!
Dost university se result
dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-
muslimeen O Muslimaat ki
taraf se salaam!
Ek din wo hamse mile to pucha hame yaad krte ho tum..?????
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Ab unhe kaun samjhaye yaad krna itna asaan hota to ham class me top na kr lete....
16-25 Saal Ki Ladki - Football Ki
Tarah Hoti Hai:
"1 Ke Peeche 22
Log"
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26-35 Saal Ki Ladki - Cricket Ball
Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
"1 Ke Haath
Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate
Hai "
36-45 Saal Ki Ladki - Tennis Ball
Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
" Ek Kehta Hai
Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai Tu
Rakh "
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45 Saal Ke Baad - Golf Ball Ki
Tarah Hoti Hai:
" Jitni Dur Jaye
Acchi Lagti Hai..:P..:...
Girls Kripya Apne Naam Ke Pehle
Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na
Lagaaye,
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. Kyunki Aapki Shakal Dekhne Ke
Baad Kaafi Ladkon Ka Angels Se
Vishwaas Uthta Nazar Aa Raha Hai..!! ;)
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. R.I.P Angels..!! ;)
:P :D
Hey bhagwan Kaisa hai yeh Trend ?
Hey Bhagwan Kaisa hai yeh Trend ?
Gour Farmiyega
Hey Bhagwan kaisa hai ueh Trend ?
Dil Churake Bolu :- '' Dude ! We r jst Frends ''
Briteesh rooled avar kantry phor meni ears
dhey distroid avar kalchar, so wot?
Let as distroyi deher lengvage,
"inglees'' laik dhis
WHAT WE LEARNED DURING LECTURES!
how to yawn widout opening mouth :P
how to sleep wid eyes open :D
how to believe dat dis lecture will end soon :P
how to cntrol our anger :-/
how to text widout lukng at the cellphone:->
how to eat chips without moving mouth ;-)
how to pretend that we are undrstandng each and every word of teacherzZ :D
We are Experts.. ;-)
"GLOBAL WARMING"
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OUR FUTURE GENERATION WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE POLAR BEAR AND TIGER
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SO WHAT
HUMNE KONSA DINOSOUR DEKHA THA..... :P:D
The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl...
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Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne Frnds Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho
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Aur Jese Hi Uske ''BF'' Ki Pic Samne Aye To Uski Mom Kahe
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''Ye Bhangi Sa Kaun Hai!!'' :P