Shortest desCriptiOn oF a married man...
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EK THA TIGER !!!
:p:p:p
Boy friend is fun,
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Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
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Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye..
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1st vo: jo facebook par gali de raha ho..
(qki wo bechara real me kuch nahi Ukhad sakta.)
aur
2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..
(qki aap uska kuch nahi ukhad sakte.):D
RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
BIRTHDAY PER:
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
Moral - Dost kabhi nahi badalte ;-) :D
Dosti zindabaad :-)
Tv Ads Have Taught Me :
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You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol,
You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!
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That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!
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To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
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Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't ConvinceRanvijay
To Buy It..!!
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That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
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That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your HouseTo Clean Your Toilet..!!
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That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body !
Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!
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That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman WithoutThe Chappals..!!
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That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! "Daag Ache Hain..!!":P:P:P:D
Arz kia hai,
Gaur farmaiye :p
Hasino ko apna dil na dena,
Dil ke jazbat ye kya janegi
Kandhe ka Dupatta to sambhalta nahi,
Hamara DIL kya GHANTA Sambhalegi! :D
BF ki call ka 4 ghante wait karne
ke baad
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GF ne arz kiya hai: IMTEHA HO GaYI INTEJAR KI
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Maa ki Ankh aise Pyar ki...:p :D :D
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS
OF INDIA:-
Scenario 1 :
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI.
Scenario 2 :
Two guys are fighting. Both of them
take timeout & call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in PUNJAB
Scenario 3 :
Two guys are fighting & a third guy
comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him
up.
That's DELHI.
Scenario 4 :
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers
to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens atea stall.
That's AHEMDABAD
Scenario 5 :
Two guys fighting and a third guy
comes along then a forth and they
start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA
Scenario 6 :
Two guys fighting and third guy comes
nearby house and says " don't fight in
front of my place, go somewhere else ."
That's KERALA
Scenario 7 :
Two guys fighting third guy comes
along with a carton of beer.All sit
together drink beer and abuse each
other and go home as friends... :)
You are at GOA
Last Scenario :
Two guys fighting. Third guy comes
and shoots both of them.
You are definitely in UTTAR PRADESH :P
Love Every Part Of India... ITs Really Great !!
Ab tk Zindagi me Mile hai Bahut
DHOOKE.......
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Gaur Farmaiye...
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Zara thoda or Gaur Farmai
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Ab tk zindagi me mile hai bahut Dhooke.....
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Koi baat nahi.....
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Its OK
Its OK
Its OK
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Wah Wah g kya baat kahi Humne ;-)