Boy:- Meri Gf banogi....??
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Gal-Mere parents allow ni krte
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Boy:- Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai kya....??.:p :DD :D
Bechare Ladke..
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Ladki par hath uthay to zalim,
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Ladki se pit jaye to namard,
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Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar lade
to jealous,
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Chup rahe to begairat,
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Ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
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Ghar me rahe to nakara,
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Bachcho ko dante to buzdil,
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Na dante to laparwah,
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Biwi ko naukri se roke to shakki mizaz,
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Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane
wala.
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Aakhir Bechara Ladka Kare To Kya
kare.........?? :(
Mard ko Bhi Dard Hota ha Yaar :D
Jisko Bhi Dekha Rote Huye Dekha
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Mujhe Toh Ye Mohabbat Kisi Tissue Company Ki Saazish Lgti Hai xD ;)
Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
"Bhai Saaab.." :O :P :D
Friend aur Best friend mai kya
farq hai.....??
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Friend kehta hai- plz drive
safe & Slow
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Best friend kehta hai:- Bhaga saale aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai..:D:P
Bohat barra jhoot bola hai tum ne dost.
Tum ne to kaha tha k tumhari koi lover nahi hai,
To Phir ye kon hai???
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IshQ chupta nahi chupany say.
Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte :-P
When nobody mises me,
When nobody cares 4me,
When Every 1 ignores me,
Nobody msg me,
Then i sit in a corner,
Fold my arms,
& say,
"Nai To na sahi" :p
Apple Singh's friend went to his home and asked him to introduce his family...
Apple introduces: -
Yeh meri biwi, GOOGLE KAUR, ek sawal pucho das jawab deti hai..
Yeh mera beta, FACEBOOK SINGH, ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai...
Aur yeh meri beti, TWITTER KAUR, pura muhalla ise raat din follow karta hai ....!!