Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
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Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
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Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,
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Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar :-P
Reactions of KISSING in
various Countries
America : - Kiss me
hard !
France : - Kiss me Slowly !
India:
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Jaldi karo koi aa
jayega :P
BF: Baby, I heard you failed in English, how is it
possible?
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GF: Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you?? :O
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BF: Bas Rehn De, Main Samajh Gaya! :-P:D
Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam
Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam
Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam
Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam
Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam
Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam
Aur agar apka "Mobile" ap ki "BV" k
haath aya to aap "Khatam."=D =))
Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and
sent me pics of her with her new
boyfriend .
Friend : Really Bad , What did you do ?
Boy : I sent those picz to her Dad :D :P
hahahaha ... :D
Why did barfi got selected for
Oscar?
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Because it is a real story of
every couple.
A mad wife, a mute husband
and a beautiful ex gf! =P =D
Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
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Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
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Pyar hua to wo paheli thi,
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2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala...
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Wo uss area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi...:O :P :D
BREAKING NEWS :
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Saif- Kareena's Wedding invitation reads...
Second Hand Jawani weds Halkat Jawani...!=D
We think our memory is weak......
but jis se kbhi pyar kiya ho jb usko
bhoolna chaho
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tab lagta hai jaise sari duniya ke
kaju
badaam humne hi kha liye ho :DD