Ek Sharaabi daru p p kar mar gya.
Lekin uski daru k prati shradha to dekho.
voh marte-marte bhi yeh keh geya,
"SHARAAB TO THEEK THI, sala gurda HI KAMZOR nikla" :-D :-P
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha ?
1st bencher ne kaha -
"SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai ....!!!" :P
Boys ki 2 baate Bahut achi hai.
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1) Kisi Parayi Ladki Par Nazar Nahi Dalte,
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2) Kisi Ladki Ko Parayi Nahi Mante:-P;-)
A Sweet Poem Especially 4U:
"Eat Bread with Butter..
Cut Pencil With Cutter..
If You Forget Me..
You will Definitely Fall In Gutter.!"..
Best lines written behind d driver seat of auto for couples..
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''Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch milta hai,
Izzat se baithye, aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai''
Its Real..
Agar Aap kahi ja Rahe hai aur
" Kala Kutta " Apke Aage se Guzar Jaye.
to Iska Matlab HAi ki...
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" Kaala Kutta " Bhi Kahi Ja Raha Hai..
:P :D
Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To :
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..:/
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To :
Girl : Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!
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Jago Boys Jago,
Aur In Girls Ko Ghaas Na Daalo :P =D :D
Wo mujh se mere pyar ka HISAAB chahte hain
Dosto,
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Jinki khud maths mein supplimentry aayi thi...
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Himmat To Dekho..!:-)
Jub bacha paida hota hai to
sare
khandaan wale use dekhne
aatay hain. Bachche ka baap kehta
hai:
"Mere bete ka chehra to mere pe gaya hai."
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Chacha kehta hai: "is ke haath paon to bilkul mere
par gaye hain."
Maa kehti hai: "iss ki naak mere pe gayi hai."
Mamu kehta hai: "iss k kaan mere par gaye hain."
Phir jub wohi bacha bada hokar Ladkion ko Chairta hai to sare
khandan wale kehte hain: "Pata nahi Haramkhor kis per gaya hai :x:P