1st english shayri ever:
Arz hai...
"later d bus longer d que"
gaur farmaiega
"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d view"
Gareeb ka beta: Maa maine sapna dekha k mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasmaan me..
Maa: Is tarah k sapne mat dekha kar,
1 hi chaddi hai wo bhi phatttt jaayegi...!
Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend::
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Aaj apni girlfriend ki shadi me jaa kar yeh ehsas hua ki,
Khana acha ho to mohabbat bhi feeki lagti hai..!! xP xD
STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL.
-Apny BED say pyar kro, yeh tumhara apna hy:-)
-Din ko aram kro taky tm rat mein so sko:-)
-Books pakeza hai is leay hath na lgao:-)
-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b kia ja skta hy:-)
-Agr parhny ka dil kary to aram sy beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na ho jaey.;-)
-Ye mat bhulo k study aik healthy activity hy is leay isy bemar logon k leay chor do.:-D
A Public Service Message.
from NSF..
(Naliaq Student Federation).
Its a Killer :D - Superb lesson in
Hindi:
Teacher:
Prasang sahit vyakhya karo
-"Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye
Mera"
student (Pappu ) :
Ye line bollywod ke prasidh kavi
Sant Shri Emraan Hashmi ji ki
rachna 'Murder' ki prasidh
kavita"Bhige Hoth Tere" se li gayi
hai.
Is kavita me kavi jab bhi Devi
Mallika ko nirvastra nachte hue
dekhtey hai to unka sabr tut jaata
hai aur wo kehte hai
"Hey Devi, jis tarha tumharey
hotho ke andar ka jal tumhari
pyas bhuja raha hai, ussi tarha
main bhi ussi jal se apni pyaas
bhujana chahta hun",
in lines se humko kavi ke kamine
evam ashlil hone ka ehsas hota
hai.
Kavi ke bhav saral evam spasht
roop se tharki hai.
Unhone bahut kathor bhavo ko
badi saralta se apni rachna me
dikhaya hai. :D :D :P
Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse
Bole -
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"Tum Bahut Acche Ho,
TumheTo Koi Bhi Mil
Jaayegi"
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To Mere Bhai Ye Samajh Lo
...Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai :p :P.
In africa:)
A black boy 2 his black GF in a dark night near the dark sea asked in very romantic mood .
Darling-
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Where r u.?
Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
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Friendship with Smart Girl,
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Love with Sincere Girl,
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Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo achi lage....=D =)) :p
"Beizzati" ;) Or "shadi" ;)
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Ek Jaisi Hoti Hay :-)
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. Achi Tab Hi Lagti Hay..
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. Jab Doosray Ki Ho....!:-):-)