Girlfrend Romantic mood me-
aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :D :p
Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai :D
Newton, Einstein, Thomas ka
favourite song
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Baithe baithe kya karein
karna he kuch kaam
Chalo banaye formula
aur kare bacho ka jeena
haraam :P:D
Student's Law Of
Tension
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Pressure Is Inversely
Proportional To The Number
Of Days Left For the Exams,
Where 'KAL SE PADHENGE'
Remains Constant!"
Aj Kal Pyar Mai Dil Kam
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Or
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Sim Card jyada Toot'tey
Hyn.. :p:D :P
When do you know ur in love?
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Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan :p :O :D
College ki sunata
hu
ek Prem kahani..
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Ek thi topper jo thi
percentage ki Rani.
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Phir..??
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Phir kya..
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Humne pata li.
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Aur
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Fail ho gayi Maharani.. :P:P:P
Ek baar Aankh aur Dil
mein ladayi ho gayi..!!
Dil : Dekhte ho tum
aur dard muje hota
hai
Aankh : Dil lagate ho
tum aur rote hai hum :'(
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Tab hi Gaal bola : Saalo kameeno
thappad toh Mai hi khata hu :D
Arranged Marriage..
Rs.6,00,000 Shadi
Rs.4,00,000 jewellry
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasme
total
Rs.10,50,000
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Love Marriage
Rs.100 ka Stamp paper
Rs.20 Notary
Rs.50 ki Varmaala
Rs.20 ka Photo
Total Rs.190
Paisa apka
Pasand apki
Faisla apka
jago grahak jago
lover k sath bhago :P :D
Aj Kal Pyar Mai Dil Kam
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Or
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Sim Card jyada Toot'tey
Hyn.. :p:D :P