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Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. ...
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota......
"AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota"


GIRLS POEM..
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Husband hamara aisa ho..
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pocket me jiske paisa ho.. .
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lambi jiski hight ho..
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Gusse ka wo light ho..
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Jab saas se meri fight ho,
kahe jaanu tum hi RIGHT ho. :p :D

wah wah kya bat hai.


Arz kia hai..

INDIA is A naTioN...&
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Wah Wah
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INDIA is A naTioN &
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Do nOt fAll In LOVE...
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FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr EDUCATION ...!!! :p

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A GF is not one who says,
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"Main teri kismat me nai, tum
mujhe bhul jao"
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A true GF is one who says,
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"Tu padhai pe dhyan de,
placement ke baad
ghar se utha
lena.. :P ;-)


"Wah re BOTTLE"

"Janam hote hi dudh ki bottle.

Thoda bada hote hi pepsi ki bottle.

Jawani me beer ki bottle.

Uske bad whisky ki bottle

Liver fail hua to Glucose ki bottle

Operation hua to khoon ki bottle

Mar gaya to ganga jal ki bottle

Ek baar pakro to zindgi bhar ka sath deti hai BOTTLE


Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf keliye phool le lo..
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Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo..
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Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free me le le...

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Classic Insult:

Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook..

Girl commented: "Which one is u?"

Boy replied: "The One holding you..:D:D":p :p=D =))

Moral:
Iske liye bolte hai jyada shaanpatti nahi.


Interviewer:
If the Earth rotates 30 times faster,
what will happen?

Candidate: We will get our salary everyday
- Think Greedily
- Act Confidently :D


FACT:
Girls can gossip about someone for hours
and in the end say..
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"Choro hamien kya?" :O

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