Petrol Badha
Hum Chup The
Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup The
LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nhi Bole...
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But ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 4...!!
Ab chup Nhi Rahenge...:p :O :D :D
Sabhi Students Ko Infom Kiya Jata Hai Ki
Wo Apne Results Aane Se Pehle
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Ghar Ki Sab
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Chapallen
Belts
Pipes
Wires
Bat
Jhadu
Wipar Etc..Chhupa De..
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Nahi To Result Kharab Aaya To, Khamakha Padosiyo Ko Free Action Drama Dekhne Ko Mil Jayega...
Santa says:
Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Sakta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta..
P.S. : Aaj Santa Serious Hai.... Please coperate..!
Punjabi Dieting Plan
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7:30am : 1 bread, half boiled egg
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10am : 1 cup green Tea
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12pm : half cup boiled chanay
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1pm : 1 banana
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5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar
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7pm : 1 cup skim milk
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9pm : Green Tea
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10:00pm : Johnnie Walker
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11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni
Paneer, Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate Cake,
Gulab Jamun..
Dieting di maaa di =D
-This is Student Life-
Definition s Altered..: D
1- SPEED :
Getting ready in 5 minutes
2- SHARING :
Whole class copying one assignment
but in totally different way
3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS :
Can present one answer in 5 different
ways for 5 different questions :D
4- EDITING :
Your report contains at least 5 pages
less than the person from whom
you copied
5- MULTI TASKING:
Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf,
gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming,
making teacher's sketch and still pretending
that you are listening what teacher is saying.
6- ART :
Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR :
Provide best unintentional humor to
teachers during Viva :D
8- CONSISTENCY Y : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA :
Tolerating teacher for consecutive1 hour :D
11- PERIPHERAL VISION:
Staring at your crush, no matter where
so ever he/she sits :D
12- HUMANITY :
Failing and keeping the consistency of
giving others a chance to top!:D
13- TALENT :
Make whole class laugh no matter how
tense...
Pr0UD TO BE SUCH STUDENT :-D:-D
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD.....:p .
Har maa ki 1 hi dua. .
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24
ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk....
Petrol to ab tab hi Sasta hoga
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Jab China wale nikalenge :P:P:P:P
Railway Station Warning Board:
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Rail Ki Patri Par Baith Kar Potty Na Karein.
Aap Roz Haath Se Picchwada
Dhote Hain,
Kisi Din Picchwade Se Haath
Dho Baithenge"
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Hahahah lolz