?15 years back :-
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maa bap chahte the ke unki Ladki
ki shadi "acche ladke" se ho:p
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or abb :D
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maa bap chahte he ki unke BETE ki
shadi "acchi ladki " se ho :p;)
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( Ladkiyo , kya tarakki ki he tumne waah......!! )
Teri Yaad Ne Government Office Bana Diya Hai Dil Ko
Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai, Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai :) ;)
PYAR ki application.. :p :D
To,
The janeman
... I love you jaan
Subject- Love is Life.
Dear Janu,
I beg to say that, I am a student of ur heart.
My Dil is very ill.
It is dhadking (Beating) many time in a minute.
So, Kindly give me a kiss. Thanks,
YOUR'S LOVER ,
Name :: Pyar Ka Mara.
Class :: Dil Hai Tumhara
Roll no. 143
physics student proposing a
chemistry Girl: I love u more than an electron
wants to attract proton....
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Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna
conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,
is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar
dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey,
Kambakht,
Graphite ki aulad:-P =D;)
If sum1 steps on ur foot n asks :
'did i hurt u?'
step on theirs harder
n ask....
'can u feel my answr..?:p :D
2 Type ki gals k piche mat bhago..
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1) jiske piche mai hu.. .
kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse nahi pati to tumse kya Ghanta
pategi :p :O :D :D
Arz kiya hai...
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jo Uthi..
Toh
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koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga. ;-)
What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...
2 Bhoot apas mein Baat karte hai...
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Kitni Ajeeb Baat hai na, Larke Marne ke baad Bhoot ban jaate hai.,,
Lekin Larkiyan..
CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi Rehti hai... ;)
hahahahahaha :o :p :D