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Arz kiya Hai...

Bigdi Hui
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai..

Wah..wah..

20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the

or 80% facebook/twitter/bbm/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai


Hindi Names Of Hollywood Movies:
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Taken : Le Li..
Taken 2 : Uski bhi Le Li..
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The Dark Knight :Kala Kaluta Shoorveer..
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Wrong Turn : Galat Mod Le Liya Be.
Wrong Turn 2 : Saala Phir Se Galat Mod Liya.
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Terminator : Bhasmasur.
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Welcome To The Jungle :Anil Kapoor Ki Chhaati Me Aap Ka Swagat Hai .
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The Mummy Returns :Mataji Vaapas Aa Rahi Hain.
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SAW: Dekha
SAW 2: Phir Se Dekha
SAW 3: Ek Baar Phir Se Dekha
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Inception : Khwab Mein Khwab, Dimaag Ka Dahi Janaab!!!
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Titanic : Nauka Dela Dhoka.
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Babys day out :ghara ke bahar launda
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Mission Impossible :Eie Na Ho Paai.
Mission Impossible 2 :Abe Eie Na Ho Paai
Mission Impossible 3 :Abe Hum Pehle Hi Kahe Rahe Ki Eie Na Ho Paai :p :D


After Watching RAANJHANA Main
Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon
Ki,

"Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!"

Example:

JANNAT,

ISHAQZAADE

& Now RAANJHANA..!! :P

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na jany q magar dykho, mera dil ye chahta he,

wafa ko aag lag jaye, muhabbat bhaad me jaye...

bus

"MATH'S IZZAT SE PAAS HO JAYE"
:-P :-D :-P


"kitni shiddat se maine book uthane ki koshish ki hai...
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ki har panne ne mujhe sulane ki sajish ki hai..
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kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko dil se samajhna chaho..

to puri kaaynat hame usme confuse karne me jut jati hai...
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par padhna padta hai...

qki..
"CHAPTER ABHI BAKI HE MERE DOST"...


SHADI par WO boli: AAP ho MERE "PRANNATH" AUR mein APPKE "CHARNO KI DASI".
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SHADI ke BAAD wo HO gaya "CHARANDAS" aur WO hogayi "PRANO KI PYASSI" :P :D

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Arz kiya hai

Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..

Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P

Fir cashier se kaha

Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo

Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!

Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..

Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!

Fir jate-jate kaha..

Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.

Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera :P :D


NEW DISEASE FOUND.
SLEEPTORIA.
cause- lectures n book exposure.
host- student.
syptoms- head falling on table, auto closrs of eyez.
signs- redness of eyez, memory loss, poronia.
spread- student to student.
precaustion- bunk classes, prevent exposures to books.
treatment- watch movies, attend canteen sessesions, surf internet.
share fo al students, so that they dont suffer frm the disease.:)


Yeh Top secret hai
Kisi ko batana mat
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Aur Yeh Bottom secret!
Yeh bhi kisiko mat batana!..:P ;-)

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