Arz kiya Hai...
Bigdi Hui
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai..
Wah..wah..
20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the
or 80% facebook/twitter/bbm/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai
Hindi Names Of Hollywood Movies:
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Taken : Le Li..
Taken 2 : Uski bhi Le Li..
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The Dark Knight :Kala Kaluta Shoorveer..
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Wrong Turn : Galat Mod Le Liya Be.
Wrong Turn 2 : Saala Phir Se Galat Mod Liya.
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Terminator : Bhasmasur.
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Welcome To The Jungle :Anil Kapoor Ki Chhaati Me Aap Ka Swagat Hai .
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The Mummy Returns :Mataji Vaapas Aa Rahi Hain.
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SAW: Dekha
SAW 2: Phir Se Dekha
SAW 3: Ek Baar Phir Se Dekha
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Inception : Khwab Mein Khwab, Dimaag Ka Dahi Janaab!!!
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Titanic : Nauka Dela Dhoka.
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Babys day out :ghara ke bahar launda
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Mission Impossible :Eie Na Ho Paai.
Mission Impossible 2 :Abe Eie Na Ho Paai
Mission Impossible 3 :Abe Hum Pehle Hi Kahe Rahe Ki Eie Na Ho Paai :p :D
After Watching RAANJHANA Main
Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon
Ki,
"Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!"
Example:
JANNAT,
ISHAQZAADE
& Now RAANJHANA..!! :P
na jany q magar dykho, mera dil ye chahta he,
wafa ko aag lag jaye, muhabbat bhaad me jaye...
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"MATH'S IZZAT SE PAAS HO JAYE"
:-P :-D :-P
"kitni shiddat se maine book uthane ki koshish ki hai...
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ki har panne ne mujhe sulane ki sajish ki hai..
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kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko dil se samajhna chaho..
to puri kaaynat hame usme confuse karne me jut jati hai...
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par padhna padta hai...
qki..
"CHAPTER ABHI BAKI HE MERE DOST"...
SHADI par WO boli: AAP ho MERE "PRANNATH" AUR mein APPKE "CHARNO KI DASI".
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SHADI ke BAAD wo HO gaya "CHARANDAS" aur WO hogayi "PRANO KI PYASSI" :P :D
1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha
Arz kiya hai
Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..
Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P
Fir cashier se kaha
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo
Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!
Fir jate-jate kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera :P :D
NEW DISEASE FOUND.
SLEEPTORIA.
cause- lectures n book exposure.
host- student.
syptoms- head falling on table, auto closrs of eyez.
signs- redness of eyez, memory loss, poronia.
spread- student to student.
precaustion- bunk classes, prevent exposures to books.
treatment- watch movies, attend canteen sessesions, surf internet.
share fo al students, so that they dont suffer frm the disease.:)
Yeh Top secret hai
Kisi ko batana mat
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Aur Yeh Bottom secret!
Yeh bhi kisiko mat batana!..:P ;-)