New born baby slowly opens its
tiny eyes and ask nurse- Why no
light.?
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Nurse- Power cut...
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Baby- maa ki aankh... Phir se India
me paida ho gya.!! -_- :P
Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai..
Thandi hawa bhi hai...
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein...
Baarish bhi hone wali hai......
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
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Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai aaj meri ijjat khatre mein hai kaminey.. X_X >=)
A chinese kid was born before the due date...
His parents named him...
Sudden Lee.... :D :D
Aajkal 9th-10th class ki bachi se
bhi poochlo
uska bhi brkup ho chuka hota h
Bolti h m broken heart
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Sala mujhe toh samjh nhi ata h
inke heart kaun
todta h
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Micky Mouse ya Donald :/
Smile at a cute foreigner girl and her whole family will smile at you. Smile at a cute Indian girl, and her whole family will beat you.
5 Apple = 45 Rs.
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Apple 5 = 45000 Rs.
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Position position ki baat hoti hai bhai
mere...;););)
"Jalebi" Ko English Mein "SYRUP FILLED RING"
Aur
"Pakoray" Ko English main "FRITTERS" Kehte Hein.
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)
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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)
( '.')/'
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko Hindi mein kia kehte hein? :p
Ya Khuda ye teri kaisi Khudai...
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Kisi ke liye 4-4..
mere liye ek bhi AWWWW krne
wali
nahi banayi ! :( :P
What is wife??
Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur Hum Bivi Se.
Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta Hoon Aur Bivi Meri .
Teacher :
Mai School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se Sunta Hn .
Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghr Mein Nokar .
Judge :
Main Court May Faisle Sunata Hoon Aur Ghar Mein Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar.
{''FaisLa Aap k Haath Mein Hai Kanware Raho Khush Raho No Wife Easy Life''}
Jo Shadi Kr Chuke Hai Woh Sabar Karein , Jin Ki Nahin Hui Woh Shukr Krein ..
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