A man finds a beautiful girl at an airport cafe sitting next to him.. He thinks to himself ''she must be a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for??''... hoping to get her attention he leans towards her n say's emirates slogan ''keep discovering..'' she never notices him... Again he leans n say's kingfisher's slogan: ''fly the good times...". And again no response..
Again he leans over to say another airlines slogan...
She turns n say's ''kya takleef hai tereko haramzaade"??
Man smiles, leans back and said - '' Ahhh.... Air india"!!! :D
Her MARD ka khawab:
Fit Salary
5 Bedroom House
4 Wheel Gaari
2 Pyary Bachay
1 Black Berry
2 Cute Girl Friends
Aur
1 Goongi Biwi :-D
When In School, The First To Finish the EXAM meant,
"OMG!! he Knows Everything!"
Now at College, The 1st to finish means,
"Isko bhi GHANTA nai ata!":D
Darpok hai vo log jo pyaar nai karte..
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Bahut Haunsla chahiye barbaad hone ke
liye......:-P
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Samosa said to Aalu: Jab main fry hota hon to tmhe cover kr k garam oil se bacha leta hon Bcoz i love u
Aalu said: Jab log tmhe fry hone k foran bad khaty hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hoon
I love u 2
Moral: - In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen
Samosa thora thanda kar k khaen
Shukriya
Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja....
Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara....
Bolo Kyu ???? .
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kyu ki....
dulhe ki Mbl Ki Ringtone Thi...
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Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale...
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale......
When it rains
the couples reaction - wow
what a romantic wheather lovng it <3
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Singles - kya sala her jagah pani
pani ,pura keechad ho gya ... :/
Aae thee Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye
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Aae the Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye....
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Rakha Hua Pholl bhi Uyha Le Gaee.....
Apne Lover ko Manane k Liye