Kripya Dhyaan De....
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Dhyan dene ke liye Shukriya.:-):)
agar itna dhyaan
padhaai pe dete to exams me 1st aate..
Apna kaam kariye :P :D
(itne niche aa gaye to like bhi kar dijiye) :P
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai;
perfume,earing ,suits,flowers ,chocolets.
Aor ladka???
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Ye le ladki ka number,bus mera naam nahi
aana chahiye. :P :D
Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat hain,
agar ussey bach gaye toh samjo zindagi bach gayee ;)
Us bewafa ki yaad me jam hathon me utha liya
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phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat khaa lia;-)
Moral: sab aashiq sharabi nahi hoty kuch meethy k b shoqen hoty he.
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to
school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I 'should' go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
Change in Attitude..
5 years old boy:
I Love u Mom.
MoM:
Awwww. . .i Love u Too!
16 years Old Boy:
I Love u Mom.
MoM:
Sorry!I Have No Money. .
26 years Old Boy:
I Love u Mom.
Mom: Kon hai? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini? :p ;-)
Ham udas bethe pani me pathar mar rahe the 1 Mendak Nikal kar Bola-aa Teri Udasi Utaru sale,apni wali ke chakkar me Meri wali ka sar fod dia
Positive thinking poem
little bird in the sky
dropping shit into ur eye
u dont worry u dont cry
u just thank god that cows do not fly.... :D
"A Studnt's Warning 2 Teacher!;->
Dear TEACHER if I sit next to my bst frnd, I'll whisper to them. If u move me away, I'll shout to them. Choice is urs! =P