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Kripya Dhyaan De....
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Dhyan dene ke liye Shukriya.:-):)
agar itna dhyaan
padhaai pe dete to exams me 1st aate..
Apna kaam kariye :P :D
(itne niche aa gaye to like bhi kar dijiye) :P


Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai;
perfume,earing ,suits,flowers ,chocolets.

Aor ladka???
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Ye le ladki ka number,bus mera naam nahi
aana chahiye. :P :D


Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat hain,
agar ussey bach gaye toh samjo zindagi bach gayee ;)

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Us bewafa ki yaad me jam hathon me utha liya
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phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat khaa lia;-)

Moral: sab aashiq sharabi nahi hoty kuch meethy k b shoqen hoty he.


One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

SON: But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.

MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to
school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I 'should' go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old.

Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.


Change in Attitude..

5 years old boy:
I Love u Mom.

MoM:
Awwww. . .i Love u Too!

16 years Old Boy:
I Love u Mom.

MoM:
Sorry!I Have No Money. .

26 years Old Boy:
I Love u Mom.

Mom: Kon hai? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini? :p ;-)

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Ham udas bethe pani me pathar mar rahe the 1 Mendak Nikal kar Bola-aa Teri Udasi Utaru sale,apni wali ke chakkar me Meri wali ka sar fod dia


Positive thinking poem
little bird in the sky
dropping shit into ur eye
u dont worry u dont cry

u just thank god that cows do not fly.... :D


"A Studnt's Warning 2 Teacher!;->

Dear TEACHER if I sit next to my bst frnd, I'll whisper to them. If u move me away, I'll shout to them. Choice is urs! =P

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