"Shopkeeper checks the note from different
different angles"
Boy: uncle yaar kitna bhi koshis karlo, gandhiji ki
jagah Katrina nahi dikhegi.
Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
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Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai.
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Aur
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Jab Aap Bolte Hain
To Un Ka Shak
Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai :D
Didn't have alcohol for a week and
got a text from my liver,
"Bhai, mar gaya kya?!"
Cops abroad: Sir, you were driving at 80 in a 60 zone.
Cops in India: Kyu re, dheere naa chalti gaadi? Badi jawaani chadh ri ?
Ghalib farmate hai!!
Ki. ..Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !
Gaur farmaiyega...
Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !
Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana !
Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh me kyu nahi aati ..
Ki Mumkin hi nahi Kishmish ka fir se Angoor ho jana .. !
Wah Wah......
Facebook par girl ki friend request
aane
par....
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Ek Aam aadmi apne 4,5
dosto ko
Yad krta h or sochta h...
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Kis haramkhor ne banayi h
ye
Fake ID...
Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte :-P
Sometimes I Think..
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Sometimes I Don't..
;)
Aisa hi chalta hai mera toh! :p :D
"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.