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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Abhi To Dosti Suru Hui He
Waqt Ane Pe Dosti Ka Farz B Nibhayenge

Dil Pe Patthar Rkhkr 1 Din

Hum Khud Tumko..

Mental Hospital Chod Ayenge.....


Aap hamare "DIL" mein base ho.

Aap hamare "DIL" mein base ho..

Ab thoda side me ho jao, saas lene wali pipe me phase ho


Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,
juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!

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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.


Aaj GOD ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is EARTH par cartoons ki importance samajh aayi,
Apko EARTH par bhejna uss ka bahana tha,
MICKEY MOUSE ke baad kisiko toh aana Tha.


Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar

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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?


A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position...

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