Aye Chand Taaro Zara Inko 1 Hath Maro, Bistar Se Inko Nichey Utaro,
Karo Inke Sath Ab Tum Fight,
Kyunki Yeh So Rahe Thay Bina Kahe
gud 9t
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Arz hain.. Hum bhi apke liye Tajmahal banayenge..
Gaur Kijiye,
Hum bhi apke liye Tajmahal banayenge..
1 cup khud aur 1 cup aapko pilayenge!
Waah Taj!
Apki yadon ko pepsi banakar piya karenge
bewaqt aapko miss kiya karenge,,,
MAR bhi gaye to kya ,,,
YAMRAAJ ke mobile se sms aapko kiya karenge...
An englishman, Bihari & Punjabi were standing on roof.
They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!