Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar...!
Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora
Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
swarg jaisa anand aaya,
kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
Aye Dost Tanhai Me Na Waqt Bitaya Karo,
Kabhi-Kabhi Mehfilo'n Me B Aaya Karo,
Kya Hua Jo Toot Gye Hein Samne K 4 Daant Phir B Mooh Khol Kar Muskraya Karo