Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua
umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
Dard A dil sahana aasa nahi hota,
kimti chizo ka hakdar har koi nahi hota,
yah bhagwan ki meharbani hai,
warna tum jaise CHINDICHOR ke pas mobile nahi hota.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint- it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: Father in law.
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
chori chori yunh ana jana chhod do
chupke chupke yunh nazare milnana chhod do
kisi din bahot pit jaoge unse tum
yeh masjidon se jutey churana chhod do