Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye...
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Aaj offer aaya hai...
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye....
Boys agar ladki do din pyaar se baat kare.. aur fir achaanak
baat karna band kar de.. toh samajh lo.. uski
boyfriend se sulah ho gayi hai.. ;)
Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur nirala mizaj hai
Faraz,
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Ladki K Liye
"KFC ka ZINGER"
Aur
Doston k Liye
"Middle Finger"! :-P
MOM ALWAYS SAID...
"Money Doesn't Grow On Trees"
Mom!!!! money is made from paper & paper comes from trees.
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Therefore your argument is invalid xP ;)
Dedicated to All Students ........ :'( ---->
Dil tod shayari:
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah...
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
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INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...??:p
Maine pucha chand se,
DeKha hai kahin, mere yaar sa HASEEN?
Chand ne kaha, "ek to mein tere bap ka noukar nhi 8-| Aur dosri bat itni uppar se kuch dikhta bhi nhi" :p
Height of pheka-pheki:-
Interviewer: Y Did U Leave Ur Last
job?
Candidate: The company shifted
their ofice & Didnt Tell Me WHERE IT
IS.... :/
Why do women spend
so much time on
improving their LOOKS
and not their MIND?
Because they know that
men are STUPID
but not BLIND.
How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!