"Wah re BOTTLE"
"Janam hote hi dudh ki bottle.
Thoda bada hote hi pepsi ki bottle.
Jawani me beer ki bottle.
Uske bad whisky ki bottle
Liver fail hua to Glucose ki bottle
Operation hua to khoon ki bottle
Mar gaya to ganga jal ki bottle
Ek baar pakro to zindgi bhar ka sath deti hai BOTTLE
You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
That's Direct Marketing.
You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him.
Girl walks to you & says you are rich, can you marry me?
..."That's Brand Recognition"
You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you.
"That's Customer Feedback"
You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband.
"That's Demand & Supply Gap"
Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives.
That's Restriction from Entering New
Market :P :D
Two ppl were generally talking..
One had worn a titan watch and the other one rolex.
Ek ne kaha "yaar kya difference hai teri aur meri
tune 2 lakh ki watch pehni hai aur maine 2000 ki,
par dono watch ek hi waqt batati hai.
Dusre ne kaha "teri watch tera waqt batati hai aur
meri watch mera waqt" ..... :)
Have You Ever Wondered,How Many Thoughts,Feelings & EMOTIONS Are Hidden Behind This Simple Sentence:
"Kuch Nhi Yarr,Bas Aise Hi".
Always have a
Luv happens automatically...
Manual working of it is called Flirting :D
Latest way of proposing....
Wanna be my facebook password ? ? ? :D :P
We r Often Punished
-pr apni harkaton se baaz nahi aate :-P
We r Often Insulted
-pr majal hai jo hansi ruk jaye ;-)
We r Most Talkative
... -Magar kaam ki baat ek bi nahi hoti :->
We r Grown Uppz
fir bi kaam wohi bachon wale :-D
r rule is to "break the rules" ;-)
r style is to "enjoy every moment":-)
Somewhere Someone is surely made for you.!
God has decided a perfect time to make
you meet that person
till then,,, Enjoy ur own "setting" :)