Most touching lines by a frnd just before death
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Please cover my face before my frndz reach , otherwise they will take photo and upload on facebook :D
Rishto'n Ki Jub Dor Na Suljhay...
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Aik Button ' Delete ' Bhi Hay.. :P:P
New Generation driving test:
Q: what do you do at a red light?
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Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook =P
Duniya me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki...
agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole...
"Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,
par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha...
1 Admi ki Wife mar gai.......
Dost:- Usko chup karane k bad; " Tujhy Kuch Chahiye?
Admi:- Laptop la do.
Dost:- Q khairiat?
Admi:- Facebook pe Status to Single kr dun. ;-)
"Hurting Lines By a Facebook lover"
Doesn't Matter If U Don't Like My Status
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But Pls Don't UNLIKE after LIKE..
It Hurts like HELL.. :P :D
Height of Facebook Addicition:
A boy's fb status : I'm Online on Fb during Lecture hahaha...
Comment from his professor:"Get out of the Class now"
Principal Liked comment! ;-)
Friend commented:"Jaldi aa yaar, cafe mein item hai" :D
Gate keeper's comment: "Saab pehle idhar aa ke apni bike Lock kardein" :P
Mom commented: "Nalayak class nahi karni toh sabzi Le ke seedha ghar wapis aa.." :P
Dad commented: Dekhlo apne bete ki harkatain..:/
G.f commented: I Hate U! Mujhse kaha tha Dadi ka accident hogaya wo hospital mein hai.. Mil nahi sakta...
Dadi commented:Manhoos.. tu ghar aa batati hu tujhe nalayak...:D
Ek aadmi-beta tumhari umra kya hai?
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Baccha : je ghar mai 14,
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school mai 12
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train mai 7
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& fb pe 19 saal.... :D :P
Ye baat sun kar Mere haathon se Gol Gappa hi gir gya
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jab gol gappe wala bola
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