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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai : hii
friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. Leke
diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh le,,...!!!....humse
kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi ki....;D ;D
Wo Kehti Hai:
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Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR"
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Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR"
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Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR"
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Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
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Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR"
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Is Liye FB use Karo
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"DEAR".. :p :O :/
Jab sa reply ka option comment ma aya ha larkio na comment karna he chor dia. ^_^
U knw why????
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larki 1 comment karti ha or 10 larka reply karta hain.
1 really?
2 nae yaar
3 qasam sa
4 hello
5 beautiful name
6 kia haal ha
7 kaha rehti ho
8 hi
9 hmm
10 agree wid u :D
:D :O ladki set kre ka naya tareeka :D
Facebook pe kisi ladki se chat karne se accha...
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Kisi Kutte ko patthar maaro... Atleast dhang se reply
to karta hai..!
:D :D
Sb log Be-Wafa ho gay
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Hum FB sy Khafaa ho gay
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Ye Status is liay kr raha hun
Nalaiqooooo
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Ye na smjhna, hum is Duniya sy Dafa
ho gay..... :P :D
A sad boy status :
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Jurm Sirf Ishq Tha Na... ,,
To Un-Friend kr Detey,
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Ye block Kiiyuuun...?? :D :p
Grls status on fb -
"Wo Bewafa Nikla"
Comments by Guys.....
1. Dear wo apke layak tha hi nahi
2. Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3. Humne to pahle hi kaha sab mere jaise nahi hote
4. Kabhi hume try karke dekho pata chalega bharosa kya hai
5. Jo bhi hua acha hi hua dont worry sweetu
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Guys status on fb -
"wo Bewafa Nikli"
Comments by close friend
1. Saale teri shakal hi gadhe jaisi hai
2. Tere se bas aaj tak koi pati hai??
3. Tujh jaiso se bhi ladki pategi...
4. Usse teri Namardi ka pata chal gaya hoga
5. Tere se kuch nahi hoga dude chal ab uske no. mujhe de .... :D xD :O
FACEBOOK ki sabse takleef dene wali
cheez.
(1)- Yaar maine status update
kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa
comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka passwrd
kya hai, ek din ke liye use
karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar
apni id par share karna..
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic
change ki hai, Meri Pic Like
kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se
Comment or Like kar..
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo
bade comment maar rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd
request send....-)