Mom: "Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?
Daughter: "To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture.
The guys who comment "where are the wings of this beautiful angel" on girl's DP
are the same who say "yaar ladkiya bohot bhaaw khati hai"
The first thing I do , when somebody tag
me on their picture, click on "UNFOLLOW
POST".. ;-)
When your crush updates status
about love failure and you're like
"Kiska hai ye tumko intezaar main
hun na...." :P
To those,
who tag 50's of people on
their uploaded pic.
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I have something for you :')
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"Zillat ke 50 likes se acha,
Bina
maange 2 likes hote hai"
Only 10% of Boys are Talking with Girls on
facebook ...
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Other 90% of boys talking
with Fake accounts
Mark zukerburg invented facebook after listening the song
"Kitaben bahut si padhi hongi tumne, Magar koi chehra bhi tumne padha hai"!!!
:P :D
Arz kiya Hai...
Bigdi Hui
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai..
Wah..wah..
20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the
or 80% facebook/twitter/bbm/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai
Facebook me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki...
agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole...
"Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,
par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha... :P :D