Book Khulte hi Exam ka Sama hota hai.
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimag Kharab hota hai.
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana toh Mark Sheet Pe baya hota hai
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay!!
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki iat hai. Tere paas kya hai?.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song....
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me:-)
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
hum honge all pass
hum honge all pass
honge all pass 1 din
ho ho.
Likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas
paper kiya hai jakaas
hum honge all pass 1 din.